Top 20 funny road signs | Car Talk - Car News Nov 2012

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12:54 Monday 27 Apr 2015

Road signs are an essential part of our day-to-day lives. Without them we'd end up crashing, upside down or on fire. Or all three.

But when was the last time you paid a road sign a second glance? They're part of the furniture, as ubiquitous a sight on our roads as a white line or an Audi driver following the car in front at a distance of 0.00002mm.

However, some road signs are so inherently daft, pointless or hilarious that they do deserve your attention, and we've cobbled together a list of the twenty funniest road signs we could find.

 

Sign Not in Use

First off, a monumentally pointless bit of automotive signage.


 

 

No Breakdancing

We think this sign means 'No breakdancing on car bonnets'.


 

 

Stop, don't stop

Oh dear...


 

 

Secret Nuclear Bunker

Shhh! You'll give it away!


 

 

Funny Road Sign

Funny Road Sign

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We can't imagine that house prices are particularly high on either of these roads.


 

 

Drunk people crossing

There should really be a sign like this outside my local.


 

 

Don't disturb kangaroos

This sign raises an important question, and that question is: Why would you WANT to disturb a pair of copulating kangaroos?


 

 

One Way

One way... or another.


 

 

Twatt

We're guessing this is where Piers Morgan lives.


 

 

Flood

Well, duh!


 

 

Dick Place

Piers Morgan owns a second home on this street.


 

 

Lane closed to ease congestion

Irrefutable proof that we are a nation governed by idiots.


 

 

Welsh sign

The Welsh text on this sign in Swansea reads: "I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated."


 

 

Sheep sign

Another Welsh sign. Only kidding, it can't be Wales -- it isn't raining.


 

 

Welsh sign

What is it with the Welsh?


 

 

Penistone

We're not going to make another joke about Piers Morgan. Honest.


 

 

Please Drive Safety

Don't drive dangerousty, drive safety and carefulty.


 

 

Correctional Facility Area

...unless they're brandishing a knife, which means that they're prepared to make you a tasty sandwich to thank you for the ride.


 

 

Elderly People cemetery

I've often wondered why elderly people feel the need to conga across the road.

 


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